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The crowd is a mix of press, industry, and fans who have paid hundreds of dollars for all-access passes that grant them entrance to studio-sponsored awards season VIP parties like these. Everyone wears laminated festival passes featuring glamour shots of two of this year’s awards show hosts, Alexis Texas and Tommy Pistol (Danielle Stewart is the third), strung on lanyards imprinted with the logos of big studios such as Evil Angel and Jules Jordan. The fans have brought cameras, both casual smartphone and serious video rigs, to capture their interactions with the starlets. James Deen, the popular male porn star, shows up with a camera crew that’s following him around AVN for a documentary. I was worried that I wouldn’t be allowed into the party with a camera, but filming is encouraged, and all around me the girls are posing for fans. I recognize the actress Penny Pax, a cute redhead, as she smiles for a small assembled crowd of photographers. She squeezes her breasts together with a faux-surprised expression that suggests she has just noticed them for the very first time. A pretty girl whose face I don’t know pulls her spangly champagne sequin dress down to the waist and begins playing pool with a couple of men at the pool table. Her toplessness is treated as a nonfactor. She looks comfortable playing pool topless, because it’s her job to make these guys feel like girls do this sort of thing all the time just for fun. Another one of the girls goes topless and joins her for the next game of pool. They play doubles.